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Mylar Emergency Blanket

If you hate freezing to death in a stranded vehicle, these babies are for you!

If you hate freezing to death in a stranded vehicle, these babies are for you!

Anyone who knows anything realizes these are really called Space Blankets. Woven by alien witches and blessed by Laser Knights from the future, these squares of Mylar reflect heat and light, and stop wind and moisture from killing you, but you still might lose a finger or toe to hypothermia. Should have read that survival book on your Kindle Voyage before this trip! 

You might buy some Space Blankets to appear more outdoorsy and prepared, or because you have plans to fashion one into a crude flag in order to signal the drink cart, which is way over at hole 5 right now. Damn it, somebody get this man another Brandy Manhattan!

This is a pack of 10 or more Mylar Emergency Blankets from Quiverr.

From the MFG:

  • Mylar
  • Quiverr Quality - 10 Pack of Compact emergency protection
  • Durable mylar insulation material
  • Retains and reflects body heat